Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy

Fifty Shades of Grey  - E.L. James Grrrr.....I would have given this book 4 stars based on the fact that I thoroughly enjoyed the mindless entertainment but I decided to only give it 3.5 and here is why:1. Someone needs to buy E L James a thesaurus. Seriously. Totally annoying when every paragraph contains the words "smirked" or "panting".2. For someone who was just promoted in the publishing industry, her vocabulary is shockingly juvenile...."Holy Cow!", "Holy Sh**!", "Holy F***!". Honestly.and3. Why is it, that every time Christian is in a good or playful mood, Ana feels the need to bring up some topic that she KNOWS is going to put him in a foul mood. She seems to make a consious choice to do this. It's like watching hamsters on a wheel.Hopefully the author has sorted some of my issues out by the 3rd book, but I seriously doubt it! LOL...That being said, I can't wait to read the next book see how the story concludes.